Your sex never do.

You're like spendthrifts who are asked to disclose all their debts.

They always keep the heaviest one back.

Tell me as much or as little as you please or nothing at all, if it likes you better." Lavinia hesitated, and at first her tale was a halting one enough, but seeing no sign of anger in Gay's amiable countenance, she became more courageous, and substantially she said all that was necessary to make her companion acquainted with her list of peccadilloes.
"Zooks, my young miss," quoth Gay after the solace of a pinch of snuff.
"It seemeth to me that you've begun to flutter your pinions sufficiently early.

Two love affairs on your hands within twenty-four hours.