Now there was Tom o' the Gleam, a kind o' gypsy rover in these parts, 'im as murdered a lord down at Blue Anchor this very year's July----" Helmsley drew a quick breath.
"I know!" he said--"I was there!" "So I've 'eerd say,"-- responded Twitt sympathetically--"An' an awsome sight it must a' bin for ye! Mary Deane told us as 'ow ye'd bin ravin' about Tom--an' m'appen likely it give ye a turn towards yer long sickness." "I was there,"-- said Helmsley, shuddering at the recollection--"I had stopped on the road to try and get a cheap night's lodging at the very inn where the murder took place--but--but there were two murders that day, and the _first_ one was the worst!" "That's what I said at the time, an' that's what I've allus thought!"-- declared Twitt--"Why that little 'Kiddie' child o' Tom's was the playfullest, prettiest little rogue ye'd see in a hundred mile or more! 'Oldin' out a posy o' flowers to a motor-car, poor little innercent! It might as well 'ave 'eld out flowers to the devil!--though my own opinion is as the devil 'imself wouldn't 'a ridden down a child.
But a motorin' lord o' these days is neither man nor beast nor devil,--'e's a somethin' altogether _on_human--_on_human out an' out,--a thing wi' goggles over his eyes an' no 'art in his body, which we aint iver seen in this poor old world afore.

Thanks be to the Lord no motors can ever come into Weircombe,--they tears round an' round by another road, an' we neither sees, 'ears, nor smells 'em, for which I often sez to my wife--'O be joyful in the Lord all ye lands; serve the Lord with gladness an' come before His presence with a song!' An' she ups an' sez--'Don't be blaspheemous, Twitt,--I'll tell parson'-- an' I sez--'Tell 'im, old 'ooman, if ye likes!' An' when she tells 'im, 'e smiles nice an' kind, an' sez--'It's quite lawful, Mrs.Twitt, to quote Scriptural thanksgiving on all _necessary_ occasions!' E's a good little chap, our parson, but 'e's that weak on his chest an' ailing that 'e's goin' away this year to Madeira for rest and warm--an' a blessid old Timp'rance raskill's coming to take dooty in 'is place.

Ah!--none of us Weircombe folk 'ill be very reg'lar church-goers while Mr.Arbroath's here." Helmsley started slightly.
"Arbroath?
I've seen that man." 'Ave ye?
Well, ye 'aven't seen no beauty!" And Twitt gave vent to a chuckling laugh--"'E'll be startin' 'is 'Igh Jink purcessions an' vestiments in our plain little church up yonder, an' by the Lord, 'e'll 'ave to purcess an' vestiment by 'isself, for Weircombe wont 'elp 'im.
We aint none of us 'Igh Jink folks." "Is that your name for High Church ?" asked Helmsley, amused.
"It is so, an' a very good name it be," declared Twitt, stoutly--"For if all the bobbins' an' scrapins' an' crosses an' banners aint a sort o' jinkin' Lord Mayor's show, then what be they?
It's fair oaffish to bob to the east as them 'Igh Jinkers does, for we aint never told in the Gospels that th' Almighty 'olds that partikler quarter o' the wind as a place o' residence.

The Lord's everywhere,--east, west, north, south,--why he's with us at this very minute!"-- and Twitt raised his eyes piously to the heavens--"He's 'elpin' you an' me to draw the breath through our lungs--for if He didn't 'elp, we couldn't do it, that's certain.

An' if He makes the sun to rise in the east, He makes it to sink in the west, an' there's no choice either way, an' we sez our prayers simple both times o' day, not to the sun at all, but to the Maker o' the sun, an' of everything else as we sees.