That night I thought the green cheese was made of the moon.

And all the time Basil Grant went on laughing and eating and drinking, and never threw one glance at us to tell us why he was there, the king of these capering idiots.
At last came the moment which I knew must in some way enlighten us, the time of the club speeches and the club toasts.

Basil Grant rose to his feet amid a surge of songs and cheers.
"Gentlemen," he said, "it is a custom in this society that the president for the year opens the proceedings not by any general toast of sentiment, but by calling upon each member to give a brief account of his trade.

We then drink to that calling and to all who follow it.

It is my business, as the senior member, to open by stating my claim to membership of this club.