What do you think of my house?
It's merely a modern affair worked up to look old and colonial....

Yes, it certainly does resemble the real thing, but it isn't.

No Seagraves fit and bled here.

Those are Geraldine's quarters up there behind the leaded windows.

Those are Kathleen's where the dinky woodbine twineth.
Mine face the east, and yours are next.