And the biggest Geyser in the West, old Faithful himself, wouldn't have been too big to fry the cakes in, if you could fry 'em in water, which you can't.
But mebby if she had gin the party, she could have used that old spoutin' Geyser for a teapot or a soda fountain--if she laid out to treat 'em to anything to drink.
But good land! there is no use in talkin', if she had used a volcano to steep her tea over, she couldn't made enough to go round..