I mean to try, anyway." "Wall," sez I, "I guess that you won't want to be elevated by lightnin' more'n once; I guess that that would be pretty apt to end your experiments." "Oh, wall," sez he, "break it up! I never in my hull life tried to do sunthin' remarkable and noteworthy but what you put a drag on to me." Sez I, "I have saved your life, Josiah Allen, time and agin, to say nothin' of my own." He wuz mad, but I drawed his attention off onto a ocean cable, and asked him to explain it to me how the news went; and he wuz happy once more--happier than I wuz by fur.

I wuz wretched, and had got myself into a job of weariness onspeakable and confusion, etc., and so forth.
But to such immense sacrifices will a woman's love lead her.
[Illustration: He wuz happy once more.] I could not brook his dallyin' with lightnin' at his age or to have it brung into our house in a raw state.
Josiah wuz dretful impressed with a big post completely covered with red, white, and blue globes, and all other colors, and at the top it branched out into four posts, extendin' towards the corners of the ceilin'.
A spark of electricity starts at the base of the post, and steadily works its way up.

It lights the red, then the white, and then the blue, and etc., and then it goes on and lights the four branches until it gits to the end, and then it lights up a big ball.
And then it goes back to the beginnin' agin, and so it goes on--flash! flash! flash! sparkle! sparkle! sparkle! in glowin' colors.

It is a sight to see it.
But what impressed me beyend anything wuz what seemed a mighty onseen hand a-risin' up out of Nowhere, and a-holdin' a pencil, and a-writin' on the wall in letters of flame.

And then that same onseen hand will wipe out what has been writ, and write sunthin' else.