I dare presoom to say that he would lay his head down under some wayside tree and cry--I hain't a doubt on't.
When I thought it over, how much had been said about Columbus even durin' the last year in Jonesville and Chicago, to say nothin' about the rest of the world, it wuz a treat indeed to see the first printed allusion that wuz ever made to Columbus, about three months after Columbus arrived in Portugal, March fifteenth, fourteen hundred and ninety-three.

It was writ by Mr.Carvugal, Spanish Cardinal.
In it Mr.Carvugal says-- "And Christ placed under their rule (Ferdinand and Isabella) the Fortunate Islands." I sez to Josiah, "I guess if Mr.Carvugal was sot down here to-day, and see what he would see here, he would be apt to think indeed they wuz Fortunate Islands." But as I said that I heard a voice a-sayin'-- "Who is Mr.Carvugal, Samantha ?" I recognized the voice, and I sez, "Why, Irena Flanders, is it you?
I have been to see you; I hearn you wuz sick." "Yes," sez she, "I wuz beat out, and I thought I couldn't stand it; but I feel better to-day, so we have been to the Forestry Buildin', and thought we would come in here." But I see that she didn't feel as I did about the immortal relics, but she kinder pretended to, as folks will; and Elam and Josiah went to talkin' about hayin', and wondered how the crops wuz a-gittin' along in Jonesville.

But I kep on a-lookin' round and listenin' to Irena's remarks about her symptoms with one half of my mind, or about half, and examinin' the relics with the other half.
There wuz a little Latin book with queer wood-cuts, "Concernin' Islands lately discovered," published in Switzerland in 1494; under the title it begun--"Christopher Colum--" It made me mad to hear that good, noble creeter's name cut off and demeaned, and I told Irena so.
And she sez, "That's what little Benjy calls our old white duck; his name is Columbus, but he calls it Colum." She is a great duck-raiser; but I didn't thank her for alludin' to barn-yard fowls in such a time as this.
Wall, there wuz the first life of Columbus ever writ, by his son Farnendo.
And a book relatin' to the namin' of America.

I thought it would been a good plan if there had been a few more about that, and had named it Columbia--jest what it ort to be, and not let another man take the honor that should have been Christopher's.
But I meditated on what a queer place this old world wuz, and how nateral for one man to toil and work, and another step in and take the pay for it; so it didn't surprise me a mite, but it madded me some.
Then there wuz the histories of the different cities where he wuz born, and the different places where his bones repose.
Poor creeter! they fit then because they didn't want his bones, and they starved him so that he wuzn't much besides bones, and they didn't want his bones anyway, and they put chains onto them poor old bones, and led 'em off to prison.
And now hull cities and countries would hold it their chief honor to lie about it, and claim the credit of givin' 'em burial.

O dear suz! O dear me! Wall, there wuz one of the anchors, and the canvas used by Columbus on board his flag-ship.
The very canvas that the wind swelled out and wafted the great Discoverer.