It shall mention news of interest, if any, concerning the inhabitants of Seacote in general, and the families of this court in particular.

Our politics are not confined to any especial party, but our platform is to grow up to be presidents ourselves.' This ends my headitorial." Great applause followed this masterpiece of journalistic literature, and the Sand Piper proceeded: "I will next read the column of news, notes, and social events, as collected by our energetic and capable young reporter, the Sand Crab: * * * * * "'The Queen and her lady-in-waiting went bathing in the ocean this morning.

Our noble Queen was costumed in white, trimmed with blue, and the Sand Witch in dark blue trimmed with red.

Both noble ladies squealed when a large breaker knocked them over.

The whole court rushed to their rescue, and no permanent damage resulted.
"Three gentlemen courtiers of this court, who reside in the same castle, had ice-cream for dinner last night.