You'll have some rare flitches at Christmas!' 'Eh, God forbid! My son gev him me two 'ear ago, an' he's been company to me iver sin'.

I couldn't find i' my heart to part wi'm, if I niver knowed the taste o' bacon-fat again.' 'Why, he'll eat his head off, and yours too.

How can you go on keeping a pig, and making nothing by him ?' 'O, he picks a bit hisself wi' rootin', and I dooant mind doing wi'out to gi' him summat.

A bit o' company's meat an' drink too, an' he follers me about, and grunts when I spake to'm, just like a Christian.' Mr.Gilfil laughed, and I am obliged to admit that he said good-bye to Dame Fripp without asking her why she had not been to church, or making the slightest effort for her spiritual edification.

But the next day he ordered his man David to take her a great piece of bacon, with a message, saying, the parson wanted to make sure that Mrs.Fripp would know the taste of bacon-fat again.