[The House by the Church-Yard by J. Sheridan Le Fanu]@TWC D-Link bookThe House by the Church-Yard CHAPTER VIII 3/5
Just as this demonstration subsided, the hall door opened wide--and indeed was left so--while our friend Loftus, in a wonderful tattered old silk coat, that looked quite indescribable by moonlight, the torn linings hanging down in loops inside the skirts, pale and discoloured, like the shreds of banners in a cathedral; his shirt loose at the neck, his breeches unbuttoned at the knees, and a gigantic, misshapen, and mouldy pair of slippers clinging and clattering about his feet, came down the steps, his light, round little eyes and queer, quiet face peering at them into the shade, and a smokified volume of divinity tucked under his arm, with his finger between the leaves to keep the place. When Devereux saw him approaching, the whole thing--mission, service, man, and all--struck him in so absurd a point of view, that he burst out into an explosion of laughter, which only grew more vehement and uproarious the more earnestly and imploringly Toole tried to quiet him, pointing up with both hands, and all his fingers extended, to the windows of the sleeping townsfolk, and making horrible grimaces, shrugs, and ogles.
But the young gentleman was not in the habit of denying himself innocent indulgences, and shaking himself loose of Toole, he walked down the dark side of the street in peals of laughter, making, ever and anon, little breathless remarks to himself, which his colleague could not hear, but which seemed to have the effect of setting him off again into new hemi-demi-semiquavers and roars of laughter, and left the doctor to himself, to conduct the negociation with Loftus. 'Well ?' said Devereux, by this time recovering breath, as the little doctor, looking very red and glum, strutted up to him along the shady pavement. 'Well? _well ?_--oh, ay, _very_ well, to be sure.
I'd like to know what the plague we're to do now,' grumbled Toole. 'Your precious armour-bearer refuses to act then ?' asked Devereux. 'To be sure he does.
He sees _you_ walking down the street, ready to die o' laughing--at _nothing_, by Jove!' swore Toole, in deep disgust; 'and--and--och! hang it! it's all a confounded pack o' nonsense.
Sir, if you could not keep grave for five minutes, you ought not to have come at all.
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