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The House by the Church-Yard

CHAPTER V
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In the doctor's address and quotation there was so much about somnolency and narcotics, and lying dormant, and opiates, that my Lord Castlemallard's senses forsook him, and he lost, as you, my kind reader, must, all the latter portion of the doctor's lullaby.
'I'd give half I'm pothethed of, Thir, and all my prothpecth in life,' lisped vehemently plump little Lieutenant Puddock, in one of those stage frenzies to which he was prone, 'to be the firtht Alecthander on the boardth.' Between ourselves, Puddock was short and fat, very sentimental, and a little bit of a _gourmet_; his desk stuffed with amorous sonnets and receipts for side-dishes; he, always in love, and often in the kitchen, where, under the rose, he loved to direct the cooking of critical little _plats_, very good-natured, rather literal, very courteous, _a chevallier_, indeed, _sans reproche_.

He had a profound faith in his genius for tragedy, but those who liked him best could not help thinking that his plump cheeks, round, little light eyes, his lisp, and a certain lack-a-daisical, though solemn expression of surprise, which Nature, in one of her jocular moods, seemed to have fixed upon his countenance, were against his shining in that walk of the drama.

He was blessed, too, with a pleasant belief in his acceptance with the fair sex, but had a real one with his comrades, who knew his absurdities and his virtues, and laughed at and loved him.
'But hang it, there 'th no uthe in doing things by halves.

Melpomene's the most jealous of the Muses.

I tell you if you stand well in her gratheth, by Jove, Thir, you mutht give yourthelf up to her body and thoul.


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