That was rather a curious case, Mr.Artist.Some men might be shy of mentioning it; I never was shy in my life and I mention it right and left everywhere--the whole case, just as it happened, except the names.

Catch me ever committing myself to mentioning names! Mum's the word, sir, with yours to command, Thomas Boxsious." "As you mention 'the case' everywhere," said I, "perhaps you would not be offended with me if I told you I should like to hear it ?" "Man alive! haven't I told you already that I can't be offended?
And didn't I say a moment ago that I was proud of the case?
I'll tell you, Mr.Artist--but stop! I've got the interests of the Town Council to look after in this business.

Can you paint as well when I'm talking as when I'm not?
Don't sneer, sir; you're not wanted to sneer--you're wanted to give an answer--yes or no ?" "Yes, then," I replied, in his own sharp way.

"I can always paint the better when I am hearing an interesting story." "What do you mean by talking about a story?
I'm not going to tell you a story; I'm going to make a statement.

A statement is a matter of fact, therefore the exact opposite of a story, which is a matter of fiction.
What I am now going to tell you really happened to me." I was glad to see that he settled himself quietly in his chair before he began.