Sure; yaw, I, Samuel Albrecht, vill make of you a great actor.

I can see dot in your face, und for dot reason I vill now gif you the chance.

You begin at the pottom, but not for long; all I vants now vos a utility man--some one to take small barts, understudy, und be ready to help out mit der scenery und der trunks.

I could not bay moch monies for dot," and he spread his beringed hands deprecatingly, "but it vos only der first step on der ladder of fame.
Every day I teach you de great art of de actor.

You come with me dot way, mein frient ?" "Certainly; that will be perfectly satisfactory." "Ah," delightedly, "you vos a goot poy, villin' to learn, I see.