What do you think now of the English ?" Having previously assured himself that his audience was neat Scotch, the polished Austrian unblushingly replied-- "The Englishman, I have observed, has a slightly slower imagination, a denser intelligence, and is less conspicuous for perfect honesty.

His womankind also have less of that nameless grace and ethereal beauty which distinguish their Scottish sisters." It is needless to say that a more popular visitor never was seen than this discriminating foreigner, and if his ambitions had not risen above a merely personal triumph, he would have been in the highest state of satisfaction.

But with a disinterested eye he every now and then sought the farther end of the table, where, between his hostess and her charming eldest daughter, and facing his factor, the Baron had to endure his ordeal unsupported.
"I wonder how the devil he's getting on!" he more than once said to himself.
For better or for worse, as the dinner advanced, he began to hear the Court accent more frequently, till his curiosity became extreme.
"His lordship seems in better spirits," remarked Mr.Gallosh.
"I hope to Heaven he may be!" was the fervent thought of Count Bunker.
At that moment the point was settled.

With his old roar of exuberant gusto the Baron announced, in a voice that drowned even the five ministers-- "Ach, yes, I vill toss ze caber to-morrow! I vill toss him--so high!" (his napkin flapped upwards).

"How long shall he be?
So tall as my castle: Mees Gallosh, you shall help me?
Ach, yes! Mit hands so fair ze caber vill spring like zis!" His pudding-spoon, in vivid illustration, skipped across the table and struck his factor smartly on the shirt-front.
"Sare, I beg your pardon," he beamed with a graciousness that charmed Mrs.Gallosh even more than his spirited conversation--"Ach, do not return it, please! It is from my castle silver--keep it in memory of zis happy night!" The royal generosity of this act almost reconciled Mrs.Gallosh to the loss of one of her own silver spoons.
"Saved!" sighed Bunker, draining his glass with a relish he had not felt in any item of the feast hitherto.
Now that the Baron's courage had returned, no heraldic lion ever pranced more bravely.