I am collecting subscriptions for the widow and family of the late William John Elphinston, a worthy member of my congregation, and a most estimable bricklayers labourer, killed, as you may remember, in the execution of his duty on the 14th September last." "Bless my soil, I can't be bothered with these matters in business hours," said the gentleman, and is severity was something terrible, but it did not appal the Rev.Andrew Rowbottom.
"I have here a subscription list," continued the intruder suavely.

"You will find upon it the name of some of our most prominent business people." "I'm busy." said the severe gentleman.
"Need I remind you, my very good sir, that the smallest contribution will be thankfully received ?" "Be so good as to close the door after you." "Certainly, brother, all in good time.

Shall we say half-a-crown?
Half-a-crown is a nice sum.

No?
A shilling perhaps ?" "I suppose I shall have to pay for the privilege of being left in peace to the pursuit of my affairs.

Here!!" The severe man slapped a shilling on the counter.
"Oh, thank you--thank you so much." said the Rev.Andrew Rowbottom effusively.