I tell you, ladies and gentlemen, this is a lot I have examined myself, and if I could afford it I'd have bought it privately.

I made a bid but the executors wouldn't listen to me.

Now then, ladies and gentlemen, make me an offer for the suite." "Fine bit o' wood," the half-intoxicated furniture dealer pronounced, leaning up against the table and examining it with clumsy gravity.

"A genuine bit o' stuff." "You're right, Mr.Sherwell," the auctioneer agreed, impressively.

"It is a unique piece of wood, sir--a unique piece of wood, ladies and gentlemen.