A small dealer had pulled out one of the drawers and was examining it closely.
"Stained deal it is, Mr.Auctioneer," he announced, standing up.

"Call a spade a spade and have done with it!" There was a little mingled laughter and cheers.

Mr.Waddington swallowed his anger and went on with the sale.
"Call it what you like," he declared, indulgently.

"Our clients send us in these things with their own description and we haven't time to verify them all--not likely.

One bedroom suite, then--there you are.