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Mr. Sponge’s Sporting Tour

CHAPTER XLIV
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You don't s'pose if I wasn't (puff), I'd (wheeze) labour as I (puff--wheeze) do to leave them fortins ?'--alluding to his exertions in the gibbey-stick line.
'Oh, Jog, I dare say you're very good and very industrious,' sobbed Mrs.
Jogglebury, 'but I sometimes (sob) think that you might apply your (sob) energies to a better (sob) purpose.' 'Indeed, my dear (puff), I don't see that (wheeze),' replied Jogglebury, mildly.
'Why, now, if you were to try and get this rich Mr.Sponge for a god-papa for Gustavus James,' continued she, drying her eyes as she came to the point, '_that_, I should say, would be worthy of you.' 'But, my (puff) dear,' replied Jogglebury, 'I don't know Mr.( wheeze) Sponge, to begin with.' 'That's nothing,' replied Mrs.Jogglebury; 'he's a stranger, and you should call upon him.' Mr.Jogglebury sat silent, still staring at Lord Brougham, thinking how he pitched into him, and how sick he was when the jury, without retiring from the box, gave five hundred pounds damages against him.
'He's a fox-hunter, too,' continued his wife; 'and you ought to be civil to him.' 'Well, but, my (puff) dear, he's as likely to (wheeze) these fifty years as any (puff, wheeze) man I ever looked at,' replied Jogglebury.
'Oh, nonsense,' replied Mrs.Jogglebury; 'there's no saying when a fox-hunter may break his neck.

My word! but Mrs.Slooman tells me pretty stories of Sloo's doings with the harriers--jumping over hurdles, and everything that comes in the way, and galloping along the stony lanes as if the wind was a snail compared to his horse.

I tell you.

Jog, you should call on this gentleman--' 'Well,' replied Mr.Jogglebury.
'And ask him to come and stay here,' continued Mrs.Jogglebury.
'Perhaps he mightn't like it (puff),' replied Jogglebury.

'I don't know that we could (puff) entertain him as he's (wheeze) accustomed to be,' added he.
'Oh, nonsense,' replied Mrs.Jogglebury; 'we can entertain him well enough.
You always say fox-hunters are not ceremonious.


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