Here's a breakfast fit to set before the Queen--muffins, and crumpets, and cakes.
Let me advise you to make the best use of your time, for you have but twenty minutes,' continued his lordship, looking at his watch, 'and muffins and crumpets don't come in your way every day.' ''Deed they don't,' replied Jack, with a grin.
'Will your lordship take tea or coffee ?' asked Mrs.Springwheat, who had now taken her seat at the top of the table, behind a richly chased equipage for the distribution of those beverages.
''Pon my word,' replied his lordship, apparently bewildered--''pon my word, I don't know what to say.

Tea or coffee?
To tell you the truth, I was going to take something out of my black friend yonder,' nodding to where a French bottle like a tall bully was lifting its head above an encircling stand of liqueur-glasses.
'Suppose you have a little of what we call laced tea, my lord--tea with a dash of brandy in it ?' suggested Mr.Springwheat.
'Laced tea,' repeated his lordship; 'laced tea: so I will,' said he.
'Deuced good idea--deuced good idea,' continued he, bringing the bottle and seating himself on Mrs.Springwheat's right, while his host helped him to a most plentiful plate of turkey and tongue.

The table was now about full, as was the room; the guests just rolling in as they would to a public-house, and helping themselves to whatever they liked.

Great was the noise of eating.
As his lordship was in the full enjoyment of his plateful of meat, he happened to look up, and, the space between him and the window being clear, he saw something that caused him to drop his knife and fork and fall back in his chair as if he was shot.
'My lord's ill!' exclaimed Mr.Springwheat, who, being the only man with his nose up, was the first to perceive it.
'Clap him on the back!' shrieked Mrs.Springwheat, who considered that an infallible recipe for the ailments of children.
'Oh, Mr.Spraggon!' exclaimed both, as they rushed to his assistance, 'what is the matter with my lord ?' 'Oh, that Mister something!' gasped his lordship, bending forward in his chair, and venturing another glance through the window.
Sure enough, there was Sponge, in the act of dismounting from the piebald, and resigning it with becoming dignity to his trusty groom, Mr.Leather, who stood most respectfully--Parvo in hand--waiting to receive it.
Mr.Sponge, being of opinion that a red coat is a passport everywhere, having stamped the mud sparks off his boots at the door, swaggered in with the greatest coolness, exclaiming as he bobbed his head to the lady, and looked round at the company: 'What, grubbing away! grubbing away, eh ?' 'Won't you take a little refreshment ?' asked Mr.Springwheat, in the hearty way these hospitable fellows welcome everybody.
'Yes, I will,' replied Sponge, turning to the sideboard as though it were an inn.' That's a monstrous fine ham,' observed he; 'why doesn't somebody cut it ?' 'Let me help you to some, sir,' replied Mr.Springwheat, seizing the buck-handled knife and fork, and diving deep into the rich red meat with the knife.
Mr.Sponge having got two bountiful slices, with a knotch of home-made brown bread, and some mustard on his plate, now made for the table, and elbowed himself into a place between Mr.Fossick and Sparks, immediately opposite Mr.Spraggon.
'Good morning,' said he to that worthy, as he saw the whites of his eyes showing through his spectacles.
'Mornin',' muttered Jack, as if his mouth was either too full to articulate, or he didn't want to have anything to say to Mr.Sponge.
'Here's a fine hunting morning, my lord,' observed Sponge, addressing himself to his lordship, who sat on Jack's left.
'Here's a very fine hunting morning, my lord,' repeated Sponge, not getting an answer to his first assertion.
'Is it ?' blurted his lordship, pretending to be desperately busy with the contents of his plate, though in reality his appetite was gone.
A dead pause now ensued, interrupted only by the clattering of knives and forks, and the occasional exclamations of parties in want of some particular article of food.

A chill had come over the scene--a chill whose cause was apparent to every one, except the worthy host and hostess, who had not heard of Mr.Sponge's descent upon the country.