We ketched three guys red-handed.

They was artistic-like re-brandin' some of our calves so's Lazy I'd read Circle W.'Course, they wa'n't but one thing t' do with them fellers, an' we perceeds to do it.

But unfortunate enough they wa'n't a tree within miles of that there spot.

It'd seem as though nature hadn't figured on no rus'lers conductin' bizness there, an' gettin' caught.
"We felt purty bad about that, an' knowin' those fellers as we did made us feel worse.

They sure didn't deserve shootin'.