Hadn't you better goes out, my dear, good, kind Keewaygooshturkumkankangewock, and see vot it is ?" The obliging woman instantly darted forward, and Hans proceeded to his task with such trembling eagerness that there was danger of its failure.

First flattening the gum between his thumb and finger, he dropped it upon one of the fish, where it instantly dissolved like butter.

He was busy stirring this, when his partner entered.
"Good man," said she; "kind to Keewaygooshturkumkankangewock." Hans Vanderbum felt as if he were the greatest monster upon earth thus to deceive his trusting wife, and there was a perceptible tremor in his voice, as he replied: "I will tends to de fish." He saw that the gum had united thoroughly with the food, and then with a flushed face, he resigned his place to his wife.

The dinner, or more properly the supper, was soon completed, when Hans concluded that he was too unwell to eat anything.

The squaw was somewhat surprised when Miss Prescott, after being awakened from a feigned sleep, turned her head away from the tempting food in disgust.
"You sick too ?" she asked.
"No--no--no," shutting her eyes and turning her back upon her.
"I wouldn't coax her to eat, my good, dear frow," said Hans.