An' whenever the bavol pudered he was atrash he'd pelt-a-lay 'pre the shinger-ballos of the gooro (guro).

An' so they beshed adoi till the sig of the sala, when the mush who dicked a'ter the gruvnis welled a-pirryin' by an' dicked these here chals beshin' like chillicos pre the rukk, an' patched lengis what they were kairin' dovo for.

So they pookered him about the bullus, an' he hankered it avree; an' they welled alay an' jalled andurer to the kitchema, for there never was dui mushis in 'covo tem that kaumed a droppi levinor koomi than lender.

But pale dovo divvus that trusheni mush never sookered he couldn't be a trashni mush no moreus.

Tacho.
TRANSLATION.
Once there was a Gipsy who was a great fighting man, a strong man, a great boxer, very bold and fierce.