Keep it up for three months and I'll be ready to rent myself out to the aquarium as a suitable playmate for the leviathan in the main tank.

I shall stop this idiocy before it begins making me seasick merely to look down at myself as I walk.

I may slosh about and billow somewhat, but I positively decline to heave up and down.

I refuse to be known as the human tidal wave, with women and children being hurriedly removed to a place of safety at my approach.

Right here and now is where I quit qualifying for the inundation stakes!" Which accordingly I did.