It was in the fourth year of my apprenticeship to Joe, and it was a Saturday night.

There was a group assembled round the fire at the Three Jolly Bargemen, attentive to Mr.Wopsle as he read the newspaper aloud.
Of that group I was one.
A highly popular murder had been committed, and Mr.Wopsle was imbrued in blood to the eyebrows.

He gloated over every abhorrent adjective in the description, and identified himself with every witness at the Inquest.

He faintly moaned, "I am done for," as the victim, and he barbarously bellowed, "I'll serve you out," as the murderer.

He gave the medical testimony, in pointed imitation of our local practitioner; and he piped and shook, as the aged turnpike-keeper who had heard blows, to an extent so very paralytic as to suggest a doubt regarding the mental competency of that witness.