"There's the farm where you threw the can of whitewash at the farmer when he swore at his wife for dropping the eggs and threatened to lick her.

Wasn't he a sight!" "He was!" admitted Brian.

"And wasn't he mad?
If he hadn't been a coward he would have licked me instead.

As it was, I never fully understood why his wife shied an egg at me.

However, that's all rather a shady part of my past.