I say, Woodward, I'm a hospitable old fellow; did you ever know that before ?" "I have often heard it, my lord," replied the other, "and I hope to have still better proof of it." This was uttered with a significant, but respectful glance, at the niece, who was by no means displeased at it.
"Ay! ay!" said his lordship, laughing, "the proof of the pudding is in the eating.

Well, you shall have an opportunity, and soon, too; you appear to be a blunt, honest fellow; and hang me but I like you." Miss Riddle now went out to order in the refreshments, but not without feeling it strange how her uncle and herself should each contemplate Woodward's character in so different a light--the uncle looking upon him as a blunt, honest fellow, whilst to her he appeared as a man of sense, and a perfect gentleman Such, however, was the depth of his hypocrisy, that he succeeded at once in pleasing both, and in deceiving both.
"Well, Woodward, what do you think of Tom ?" asked his lordship.
"Why, my lord, that she is an admirable and lovely girl." "Well, you are right, sir; Tom is an admirable girl, and loves her old uncle as if he was her father, or maybe a great deal better; she will have all I am worth when I pop off, so there's something for you to think upon." "No man, my lord, capable of appreciate ing her could think of anything but herself." "What! not of her property ?" "Property, my-lord; is a very secondary subject when taken into consideration with the merits of the lady herself.

I am no enemy to property, and I admit its importance as an element of happiness when reasonably applied, but I am neither sordid nor selfish; and I know how little, after all, it contributes to domestic enjoyment, unless accompanied by those virtues which constitute the charm of connubial life." "Confound me but you must have got that out of a book, Woodward." "Out of the best book, my lord--the book of life and observation." "Why, curse it, you are talking philosophy, though." "Only common sense, my lord." His lordship, who was walking to and fro in the room, turned abruptly round, looked keenly at him, and then, addressing Mrs.Lindsay, said,-- "Why, upon my soul, Mrs.Lindsay, we must try and do something with this fellow; he'll be lost to the world if we don't.

Come, I say, we must make a public man of him." "To become a public man is his own ambition, my lord," replied Mrs.
Lindsay; "and although I am his mother, and may feel prejudiced in his favor, still I agree with your lordship that it is a pity to see such abilities as his unemployed." "Well, madam, we shall consider of it.

What do you think, Woodward, if we made a bailiff of you ?" At this moment Miss Riddle entered the room just in time to hear the question.
"The very thing, my lord; and the first capture I should make would be Miss Riddle, your fair niece here." "Curse me, but the fellow's a cat," said the peer, laughing.