On the return journey, if you like that fotograff you can buy, if you don't like, you don' buy.

An' if you got no wife an' no sweetheart all the same you keep your temper!" But Mr.Pabbley had settled his hat in its normal position and did not intend to clear his brow for action again.

All might have gone well, had it not been for the patriotic sensitiveness of Mr.Hinkson of Iowa.
"I think I heard you pass a remark about American newspapers, sir," said Mr Hinkson of Iowa.

"Think you've got any better in Canada ?" Mr.Pabbley smiled.

There may have been some fancied superiority in the smile.
"I guess they suit us better," he said.
"Got any circulation figures about you ?" "Not being an advertising agent, I don't carry them." "I see!" Mr.Hinkson's manner of saying he saw clearly implied that there might have been other reasons why Mr.Pabbley declined to produce those figures.