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A Straight Deal

CHAPTER XV: Rude Britannia, Crude Columbia
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With two of these causes I have now dealt--the school histories, and certain acts and policies of England's throughout our relations with her.

The third cause, I said, was certain traits of the English and ourselves which have produced personal friction.

An American does or says something which angers an Englishman, who thereupon goes about thinking and saying, "Those insufferable Yankees!" An Englishman does or says something which angers an American, who thereupon goes about thinking and saying, "To Hell with England!" Each makes the well-nigh universal--but none the less perfectly ridiculous--blunder of damning a whole people because one of them has rubbed him the wrong way.
Nothing could show up more forcibly and vividly this human weakness for generalizing from insufficient data, than the incident in London streets which I promised to tell you in full when we should reach the time for it.

The time is now.
In a hospital at no great distance from San Francisco, a wounded American soldier said to one who sat beside him, that never would he go to Europe to fight anybody again--except the English.

Them he would like to fight; and to the astonished visitor he told his reason.


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