"I know there is, although I've never been there, and I never heard of the place before.

When we arrive the drawbridge will be down and the portcullis up.

All the men-at-arms will have burnished their armor brightly and will wait respectfully in parallel rows to welcome us as we pass between.

His Grace, the Duke of Light Heart, in a suit of red velvet will be standing on the steps, and Her Graciousness, the Duchess, in a red brocade dress, with her hair powdered and very high on her head, will be by his side to greet our merry troupe.

Behind them will be all the ducal children, and the knights and squires and pages, and ladies.