Critics don't like novels, because any one can write an average story; but it takes a genius to turn out first-class magazine copy.

Anyhow, art becomes less and less particular every day.

The only thing that never gains or loses is this _London Times_.

Someday I'm going to match the _Congressional Record_ and the _Times_ for the heavyweight championship of the world, with seven to one on the _Record_, to weigh in at the ringside." "You've been up north, Arthur," said Fitzgerald.

"What's your advice ?" "Don't do it.