This is what I thought of: 'Madame, if you would say a word to his Excellency--'" "'If you would deign,'" said Gaudron; "add the word 'deign,' it is more respectful.

But you ought to know, first of all, whether Madame la Dauphine will grant you her protection, and then you could suggest to Madame la comtesse the idea of co-operating with the wishes of her Royal Highness." "You ought to designate the vacant post," said Baudoyer.
"'Madame la comtesse,'" began Saillard, rising, and bowing to his wife, with an agreeable smile.
"Goodness! Saillard; how ridiculous you look.

Take care, my man, you'll make the woman laugh." "'Madame la comtesse,'" resumed Saillard.

"Is that better, wife ?" "Yes, my duck." "'The place of the worthy Monsieur de la Billardiere is vacant; my son-in-law, Monsieur Baudoyer--'" "'Man of talent and extreme piety,'" prompted Gaudron.
"Write it down, Baudoyer," cried old Saillard, "write that sentence down." Baudoyer proceeded to take a pen and wrote, without a blush, his own praises, precisely as Nathan or Canalis might have reviewed one of their own books.
"'Madame la comtesse'-- Don't you see, mother ?" said Saillard to his wife; "I am supposing you to be the minister's wife." "Do you take me for a fool ?" she answered sharply.

"I know that." "'The place of the late worthy de la Billardiere is vacant; my son-in-law, Monsieur Baudoyer, a man of consummate talent and extreme piety--'" After looking at Monsieur Gaudron, who was reflecting, he added, "'will be very glad if he gets it.' That's not bad; it's brief and it says the whole thing." "But do wait, Saillard; don't you see that Monsieur l'abbe is turning it over in his mind ?" said Madame Saillard; "don't disturb him." "'Will be very thankful if you would deign to interest yourself in his behalf,'" resumed Gaudron.