12/17 have busted up--smashed all to pieces. I sez to you, ma, a hundred times--don't you remember ?--Now, ma, sez I, 'tain't no use. He's been to college, and he talks grammar, and all that; but what's the use? A man feels kind o' stuck up when he's been to college. But, ma, sez I, gi' me a self-made man--a man what knows werry well that twice two's four. |