When I put on a bathing suit I am embarrassed until I get out of sight in the water, because I'm all skin and bones.

My arms and legs are the size of broomsticks." "Oh, well," I said, "you're just as well off without the Hercules shape.
You are always healthy." "Healthy?
What I call health, you fellows would regard as the last stages of decrepitude.

A little beer and tobacco knocks me over.

If I drank coffee and ate pie the way you do, I'd have to take morphine to get a night's sleep.

You fellows need never envy us intellectuals.