If you knew as much about it as I do, you would insist on steaks or roast beef instead.

You know what corned beef is, don't you ?" The men got mad and one fellow said: "Yes; it is dead cow.

All meat is dead animals.

Now give us a rest." "Yes, it's all dead, but some of it is a whole lot deader than you imagine.

I've been investigating the packing business, and I'll tell you all about corned beef and wienies." He then went on with a lot of sickening details and when he got through he found that the younger men had not eaten any dinner.