And there that human hippopotamus stood jumping up and down while he mashed me into the mud like a mole under a pile-driver.

I had showed that I had "a head on me like a nail" when I crawled under that floor and let Fatty step on me.

There is a saying, "You can't keep a good man down." But Fatty kept me down, and so I must admit he was a better man than I was.

Some people say you should cheer for the under-dog.

But that isn't always fair.