I never did see so many Democrats in my life.

Or was it Republicans?
I forget.

I had given 'em a good, hot, mixed Princeton paper,--dog, international law, society, industrial progress, footlight favorites, and the whole business; had Sermons from Many Lands, and a Conundrum Department, as well as a Household Corner--How to get Beautiful for the ladies, How to get Rich for the men, How to get Strong for the advertisers--why, if I do say it, I don't believe any one fellow was ever much more cosmopolitan in all his life, inside the space of one night's writin'.

But they didn't like me.

I was too good for them.