He strutted up and down like a drill-sergeant.
"I am General Andrew Jackson," he began.

"People don't believe it, but I am.

I had my head shot off at Bueny Visty, and the new one that growed on isn't nigh so good as the old one; it's tater on one side[24].

That's why they take advantage of me to shut me up.

But I know some things.