She, the head waitress, was perturbed, alarmed! Sam followed up his advantage royally.

"I can work 'em both to onct!" he exclaimed triumphantly.

And did so.

"There! They was a boy in our school onct that could work his airs one at a time, but I never did see no one else but me that could work 'em both to onct.

Look a-here!" He waggled his ears ecstatically.