What's the use havin' a marshal an' a jail ef nobody comes here to commit crimes?
They have to commit 'em in New York City er Chicago nowadays, jest because it's safer there than it is here.

Look at this last case I had.
Wasn't that arranged in New York?
Well, it shouldn't be that way.

Even the train robbers put up their job in New York.

I feel that the best interests of the town would be served ef I resign an' give the criminals a chance.

You all know Ed Higgins.