Lemme me give you a tip, Wick.
If you want to fetch a queen down to your level, jest let her know you're laughin' at her.

Well, sir, the judge's wife used to turn up her nose at me until I got to feelin' too small to be seen.

My pride was wallerin' in the dust.

Finally, I thought of a scheme to fix her.

Every time I saw her, I'd grin at her--not sayin' a word, mind you, but jest lookin' at her as if she struck me as bein' funny.