I handed it to Barbara, who ran it through.
"That's just like Jaffery.

He tells us nothing." "I think he has told us everything," said I.
"But who and what and whence is this lady ?" "Goodness knows!" said I.
"Therefore, he has told us nothing," retorted Barbara.

"My own belief is that she's a Brazilian." "But what," asked Adrian, "would a lone Brazilian female be doing in the Balkans ?" "Looking for a husband, of course," said Barbara.
And like all wise men when staggered by serene feminine asseveration we bowed our heads and agreed that nothing could be more obvious..