He did eat his cake sometimes without bread, would bite in laughing, and laugh in biting.

Oftentimes did he spit in the basin, and fart for fatness, piss against the sun, and hide himself in the water for fear of rain.

He would strike out of the cold iron, be often in the dumps, and frig and wriggle it.

He would flay the fox, say the ape's paternoster, return to his sheep, and turn the hogs to the hay.

He would beat the dogs before the lion, put the plough before the oxen, and claw where it did not itch.