PREFACE.
[IN THE POTENTIAL MOOD.] It is the pretty unanimous conclusion of book-writers that prefaces are most unnecessary and useless prependages, since nobody reads them.

And it is the pretty unanimous practice of book-writers to continue to write them with such pains and elaborateness as would indicate a belief that the success of a book depends upon the favorable prejudice begotten of u graceful preface.

My principal embarrassment is that it is not customary for a book to have more than one.

How then shall I choose between the half-dozen letters of introduction I might give my story, each better and worse on many accounts than either of the others?
I am rather inclined to adopt the following, which might for some reasons be styled the PREFACE SENTIMENTAL.
Perhaps no writer not infatuated with conceit, can send out a book full of thought and feeling which, whatever they may be worth, are his own, without a parental anxiety in regard to the fate of his offspring.

And there are few prefaces which do not in some way betray this nervousness.
I confess to a respect for even the prefatory doggerel of good Tinker Bunyan--a respect for his paternal tenderness toward his book, not at all for his villainous rhyming.