It wasn't enough to even make a person sneeze--it wasn't much more'n a half a spoonful--it wasn't hardly a QUARTER of a spoonf--" "Ha!" said Mr.Williams.

"That accounts for the doctor.

What else ?" "Well--we--we had some paint left over from our flag, and we put just a little teeny bit of it on his hair and--" "Ha!" said Mr.Williams.

"That accounts for the barber.

What else ?" "That's all," Sam said, swallowing.