Minos asked him what he had to say for himself.

He answered, he would dance a minuet with any spirit in Elysium: that he could likewise perform all his other exercises very well, and hoped he had in his life deserved the character of a perfect fine gentleman.

Minos replied it would be great pity to rob the world of so fine a gentleman, and therefore desired him to take the other trip.
The beau bowed, thanked the judge, and said he desired no better.
Several spirits expressed much astonishment at this his satisfaction; but we were afterwards informed he had not taken the emetic above mentioned.
A miserable old spirit now crawled forwards, whose face I thought I had formerly seen near Westminster Abbey.

He entertained Minos with a long harangue of what he had done when in the HOUSE; and then proceeded to inform him how much he was worth, without attempting to produce a single instance of any one good action.

Minos stopped the career of his discourse, and acquainted him he must take a trip back again.
"What! to S---- house ?" said the spirit in an ecstasy; but the judge, without making him any answer, turned to another, who with a very solemn air and great dignity, acquainted him he was a duke.