I used to think the Pope was the Beast of the 'Pocalypse.

Well, now I think he's the finest old gentleman I ever saw.

I didn't use to go to Catholic chapel.

Well, now I'm there often, and I rather kind o' like it.

Besides, I'm ready to argue with them all day and all night, and what more can they expect from a fighting man?
"You see, after our war I got my hand in, and couldn't stop fighting.
The Indians wouldn't do--too much throat-cutting and savagery.