He always sat in the chimney corner, his feet in the ashes, and generally fast asleep.
I am certain I never saw an uglier or more baboonish face in my life, but Uncle Zack was a good Christian, and I would sometimes wake him up to hear him talk Christian.
He said that when he "fessed 'ligin, de debil come dare one nite, and say, 'Zack, come go wid me,' and den de debil tek me to hell, and jes stretch a wire across hell, and hang me up jes same like a side of bacon, through the tongue.

Well, dar I hang like de bacon, and de grease kept droppin' down, and would blaze up all 'round me.

I jes stay dar and burn; and after while de debil come 'round wid his gun, and say, 'Zack, I gwine to shoot you,' and jes as he raise de gun, I jes jerk loose from dat wire, and I jes fly to heben." "Fly! did you have wings ?" "O, yes, sir, I had wings." "Well, after you got to heaven, what did you do then ?" "Well, I jes went to eatin' grass like all de balance of de lams." "What! were they eating grass ?" "O, yes, sir." "Well, what color were the lambs, Uncle Zack ?" "Well, sir, some of dem was white, and some black, and some spotted." "Were there no old rams or ewes among them ?" "No, sir; dey was all lams." "Well, Uncle Zack, what sort of a looking lamb were you ?" "Well, sir, I was sort of specklish and brown like." Old Zack begins to get sleepy.
"Did you have horns, Uncle Zack ?" "Well, some of dem had little horns dat look like dey was jes sorter sproutin' like." Zack begins to nod and doze a little.
"Well, how often did they shear the lambs, Uncle Zack ?" "Well, w-e-l-l, w--e--l--l--," and Uncle Zack was fast asleep and snoring, and dreaming no doubt of the beautiful pastures glimmering above the clouds of heaven.
RED TAPE While here I applied for a furlough.

Now, reader, here commenced a series of red tapeism that always had characterized the officers under Braggism.

It had to go through every officer's hands, from corporal up, before it was forwarded to the next officer of higher grade, and so it passed through every officer's hands.