I thought when I wur done the last time it should be the last time.

It wur in this way, sur.

I was in the doctor's service as waccinated me.

Says he, when he'd done, 'Simon, you'll never have small-pox now.' 'Think not ?' says I.'Never,' says he; and when Susan the 'ousemaid heard on it, she says, 'I am so glad, Simon.' Then, says I, 'Susan, when people are married they're converted into one flesh.
That's scripter.

You get married to me,' says I, 'and you'll be kept free from small-pox, without goin' threw this yer willifyin' process.' Wi' that she looks at me, and she says, 'You are purty, and I'll try you for three months; if you don't get small-pox in that time, why then--we'll talk about it.' So I says, 'Say yes at once, Susan.