I ain't got much in my larder today, but what there is will fill a mighty big vacuum in my interior, let me tell you.

This here is coffee in the first can---mebbe not just what you boys is accustomed to at your breakfast tables, but good enough for me when it's piping hot.

I don't take any frills with wine either, in the way of cream and sugar, leaving all that for those that sit at white tablecloths and have silver as well as china dishes.

In this other can I've got some soup.

Never mind where I got it; some ladies, bless their hearts, are pretty kind; and I always make it a point to carry several empty tomater cans with me wherever I go.