[Laugh and Live by Douglas Fairbanks]@TWC D-Link bookLaugh and Live CHAPTER XX 9/25
For the first time in his life he was able to "let go" with all the force of his dynamic individuality, and he took full advantage of the opportunity. In "The Lamb," his first adventure before the camera, he let a rattlesnake crawl over him, tackled a mountain lion, jiu-jitsued a bunch of Yaqui Indians until they bellowed, and operated a machine-gun. In "His Picture in the Papers," he was called upon to run an automobile over a cliff, engage in a grueling six-round go with a professional pugilist, jump off an Atlantic liner and swim to the distant shore, mix it up in a furious battle royal with a half dozen husky gunmen, leap twice from swiftly moving trains, and also to resist arrest by a squad of Jess Willards dressed up in police uniforms. "The Half-Breed" carried him out to California, and, among other things, threw him into the heart of a forest fire that had been carefully kindled in the redwood groves of Calaveras County.
Amid a rain of burning pine tufts, and with great branches falling to the ground all around him, "Douggie" was required to dash in and save the gallant sheriff from turning into a cinder.
Hair and eyelashes grew out again, however, his blisters healed, and in a few days he was as good as new. "The Habit of Happiness" was rich in stunts that would have made even Battling Nelson turn to tatting with a sigh of relief.
Five gangsters, sicked on to their work by the villain, waylaid our hero on the stairs, and in the rough-and-tumble that followed, it was his duty to beat each and every one of them into a state of coma.
He performed his task so conscientiously that his hands were swollen for a week, not to mention his eyes and nose.
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